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Wall Decal Off The Wall Quotes

Off The wall quotes are ment to grab your attention and provoke a thought. Some may be innapproprate for office envrionments or smaller children.

Some People Never go Crazy
“Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead.”  -Charles Bukowski ..
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Most American children
"Most American children suffer too much mother and too little father."-Gloria Steinem ..
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Write Drunk
"Write drunk, edit sober" - Ernest Hemingway ..
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The Jollies Bunch Of Assholes Censored
The jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse ..
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The Hen lays the Eggs
"It may be the cock that crows, but it is the hen that lays the eggs."-Margaret Thatcher  ..
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Two Faced
"If I were two faced would I be wearing this one?" - A, Lincoln ..
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 Positive Attitude Positive Outcome
A positive attitude will lead to a positive outcome ..
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Sweat is Pleasure
"Sweat is pleasure after pain"- Anon. ..
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One Day at a Time
"I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.  " - Charles Shulz ..
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I Dont Get Drunk I Get Awesome
I Dont Get Drunk I Get Awesome ..
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To be Great
"To be great, one does not have to be mad, but it definitely helps"-Percy Cerutty ..
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If Plan A Fails...
"If Plan A fails remember there are 25 more letters" Claire Cook ..
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The Edge
"The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it..
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Nothing to Fear
"There is nothing to fear, but fear itself and spiders" -anon ..
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I Became Insane
I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity. Edgar Allan Poe ..
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Dream within a Dream
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" - Edgar Allen Poe ..
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I postpone death by living
I postpone death by living, by suffering, by error, by risking, by giving, by losing. Anais Nin ..
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Bat Country
"We can't stop here! This is Bat Country!" - Hunter S. Thompson ..
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Second Best Thing
Smile, because its the second best thing you can do with your lips ..
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I don't Like Jail
"I don't like jail, they don't got the right kind of  bars in there" - Charles Bukowski ..
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Pictures Never Change People Do
The best thing about a picture is that it never changes even when the people in it do. Andy Warhol..
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A Good Plan
"A good plan violently executed now is better than a perfect plan executed next week. " - George S..
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Do Epic Shit
Do Epic Shit ..
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The Weird Turn Pro
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro" - Hunter S. Thompson ..
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Don't Forget...
"Don't forget to fuck off"  This quote says a lot without many words and will definitely rais..
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The life which you gave me
The pestilence which you gave me still exist. The pain which you gave me still exist. The only dif..
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Parents Move Florida
My parents didn't want to move to Florida but they turned sixty and that's the law. Jerry Seinfeld ..
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Best Jokes Are Dangerous
The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful. Kurt Vonnegut&n..
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Ready Aim Fire
ready...aim...fire! ..
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Keep Calm And Destroy Everything
Keep Calm and Destroy Everything ..
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Fighting For Peace
Fighting for peace is like screwing your virginity. George Carlin  ..
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Everyone Will Be
Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes. Andy Warhol ..
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Alcohol Story Salad
Alcohol: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.  ..
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Equality Except
I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. Mohandas Gandhi. ..
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Women Lack Ambition
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. Timothy Leary ..
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Keep It Cool
Keep It Cool ..
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Women Pre menstruation
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I..
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Alcohol Truth
The alcohol goes in, the truth comes out. ..
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Alcohol Enemy Wine Glass
Mom says 'alcohol is your enemy'... Jesus says 'Love your enemy'. ..
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Drunken Words
Drunken words are sober thoughts. ..
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Some Animals Equal
All animals are equal but some animals are more equal then others. George Orwell  ..
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Vodka Responsibly
I'll drink responsibly when there is a brand of vodka named Responsibly. ..
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Stab In Front
True friends stab you in the front. Oscar Wilde.  ..
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Nice Children Rest Home
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will chose your rest home. Phyllis Dil..
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